Friday, February 13, 2009

2007 Christmas poem





Whether for this you love us or hate us

You noticed the poem took a one year hiatus

We are back this year, in force

With rhymes both fine and coarse

 

While there aren’t exactly any new faces

It seems like it since the girls no longer have braces.

That, however, isn’t the end of all of the pain

Since for this Mum and Dad still are a’ payin’

 

This year we went kayaking for another loop

Through the Broken Islands Group

Dang! Everyone one became a fan

Of Gomer’s best gal Dana Ann.

 

Despite worries about if she could keep up

Outside of a double kayak set-up

Heather for the first time paddled solo

Instead we had to implore her to go slow-o

 

Everyday when we would set out

Hannah would slip the word out

That when we return in a year

She too wants to use the single gear

 

So the family with whom we paddle

Are under pressure to get back in the saddle

And review all of their camping stuff

To make sure it is totally up to snuff.

 

Hannah showed lots of soccer smarts

Playing for the Chinooks Benefica and Hearts

Heather also had a really good season of socca

Playing for a team called the Chinooks Boca.

 

To ski even more, we decided to buy a boat

The best we can say is that it does float

The manufacturer called it an American Eagle

Its initial behaviour was a little less than regal.

 

After some repairs to the motor

Doing things such as replacing the rotor

Along with a new marine battery

The comments sounded more like flattery.

 

Wanda ran a marathon in Sacramento

In hopes of a very special memento

She didn’t fulfill her Boson qualifying quest

But by thirteen minutes she set a personal best

 

As a Junior High School graduation gift

Heather went sailing on the Pacific Swift

Up the Inside Passage from Sidney to Port Hardy.

For her it was a week long party.

 

Of course we are ready to start skiing

And a lot of internet time is spent on seeing

In an effort for us to be knowing

When it is going to really start snowing.

 

Wanda billed more than an hour or two

Consulting at a company named Caribou

She is ready to again hang out her shingle

And wait for the phone to begin to jingle.

 

Now that our labradoodle has turned three

We think we are really beginning to see

That she has, at least a little bit, settled down

And acts like less of a lovable clown

 

She will still swim for hours, given a chance

And on long walks loves to bounce and prance

Who do we think we are kidding?

She still only occasionally does our bidding.

 

Neil, late in November last fall,

Went to a hockey tournament in Montreal

The experience was really quite a blast

Despite the team coming in dead last

 

The other news he has worth confiding

Is that he is keeping up his bicycle riding

And everyday he really tries and tries

To fit in some worthwhile exercise.

 

And that ends this year in review

All that is left is for us to wish you

The best of the Season’s Greetings

Till our next poetic meeting.

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